Tch. I can't believe you all. You're planning to go save the day and fight evil without me? Well, that's all well and good...but how do you plan to do that without the strength and courage of a lion?

SAILOR GRYFFINDOR IS GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW A REAL FIGHT IS WON!

[ooc: Taken more from this version, but it is based on the original Modern Magjor-General]

I am the very model of a modern Hogwarts pupil,
    I've taken several classes all crucial and unusual.
    From potions, charms, herbology, to study of magic history.
    And muggle studies, transfig, and of course we have astronomy.

I'm very good at ( Read more... )

I'm never eating crumpets again. I don't care if the chances of it happening again are a billion to one, it ain't happening.

Now, uh, Konohamaru...I got something to give to you. I left it outside your dorm, actually, since you weren't there. Figured I owed you for last week's snacks. Thanks.

Damn I'm bored. Anyone wanna do something?

[Backdated to a few days after the Grundy RunGreat, I should have known there would be a detention out of this. Jim you bastard you owe me one. I can't believe I agreed to participate in that ( Read more... )

I know I'm a prefect and I've got my duties, but I can't handle much more of this "containment" crap. The crazies are outnumbering us and I haven't slept in my actual bed in days.

Screw this. I'm taking a fucking nap. Someone wake me up when everyone is sane again. If I find anyone in my bed they're getting thrown out the freaking window.

[ ( Read more... )

Since some asshats have decided they have better things to do than go to Hogsmeade this weekend...Orihime I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me there? It could get your mind off certain people leaving and stuffWhat do you say? Momo, if you're not doing anything you can join us. Hell, anyone can meet me there. I'll probably be ( Read more... )

@ 01- In Which His Bandannas Go Missing
@ 02 - In Which Renji Demands You Work [Locked to Gryffindors]
@ 03 - In Which Renji Wonders About Dates
@ 04 - In Which Renji Becomes A Spartan Warrior